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Final Liberation – No Strings Attached? – Pic of the Day

By Rob Baer | May 18th, 2016 | Categories: Picture of the Day

titan profile schematic

Liberation comes at a price, especially when Titans are doing the heavy lifting. Just remember trooper do not stare directly at the titan when it fires!

Black Library just posted this funny Titan Schematic over Warhammer Fest weekend. Remember the following trooper:

Big guns never tire (and neither does correct safety procedure)

The Warlord Titan harnesses the power of the most potent technologies in the galaxy. Many of these weapons can, in extreme cases, have detrimental effects on nearby humans.

Fear not! Ever your champions, the Munitorum will provide you with all the applicable aids and preventative measures required to survive such conditions.

For safety, you should take special care in the following circumstances:

  • When standing near a Titan armed with a Quake Cannon, you will be issued with earplugs. It is imperative you do not remove them, as when this weapon is fired, the shockwave emitted by the projectile’s passage can pulp organs and render brains to jelly.
  • When fighting alongside a Titan equipped with a Sunfury Plasma Annihilator, a weapon that unleashes the caged thermonuclear oblivion of a star, you will be issued with ocular solar shields. Even so, do not look directly at the blast. It has been estimated** this will cause your eyeballs to melt in their sockets.
  • If you witness a barrage of vortex missiles, and happen to glimpse the enemy’s last moments as they are consumed by the horror of the immaterium, you should immediately consume Special Ration Pack XIV. These small tabs will stave off any impending madness. A commissar will be on hand to help you administer the dose.

Good luck, trooper. May the Emperor keep you in his sight.

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About the Author: Rob Baer

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